I just like the gay troll fairy, that’s all. Don’t judge me.
IAMA BORED PERSON. AMA.
AMA = Ask Me Anything
If I Become A Marine Biologist, Will I Have Authority to Hug Whales & Sharks?
Because that’s totalleh what I’ll be doing. Embracing world’s species one at a time.
I sang to a banana because I’m hot and I do what I want.
This is just someone’s plot to find out my birthday & my shirt’s color, isn’t it?
But srsly I’m hot and I do what I want.
Haters gonna hate. When I accidentally (or purposefully) stay up really late and I’m around the internet… I have uncontrollable urges to post rambling blogs about ALL MANNER OF VARIOUS NOUNS. Insert adjective here. So, proceed with caution and use thine better judgment, lest you be led astray by my pointless, self-aggrandizing meanderings.
Have you ever just looked at a tree? I did today. Trees are interesting to me. I feel like I don’t really need to say anything further about that. Just go outside and look at a fucking tree. You’ll understand what I mean. Or you won’t. I don’t really think I mean ANYTHING with this. I’m kind of like the astronomer in the 15th century who saw the planets and knew they were different but they still looked like stars… Maybe you’ll be the person to discovers what I’m getting at with the whole tree thing. And I don’t know if it were 15th century astronomers to discover the wandering planets… I just made that number up. So don’t jump down my throat because of that.
I think I need to stop this while I’m ahead. I love you all. All three of you, followers.
Nevermind. I’m not done. I got more to say. I decided to name this blog TACO MISSILES! Why? Because it horrifies me. I keep my friends close, but my taco slinging enemies closer.
I HAVE NOT SLEPT LAST NIGHT SO I UNDERSTAND YOU, MY GOOD SIRE!
BUT FUCKING TREES, MAN. I DON’T LIKE ‘EM AT ALL. WHAT’S WITH ALL THE FREAKY TEXTURED SHIT ON THEIR BODY. THOSE FREAK ME OUT MAN, I’LL BE LIKE “EW EW GROSS I DON’T WANNA SEE IT.”
I TEND TO THINK ABOUT RANDOM STUFF WHEN I HAVEN’T GOTTEN ENOUGH SLEEP TOO. LIKE, WHY DO I NEED TO INVENT A UNIVERSE JUST TO BAKE AN APPLE PIE? THAT’S CRAZY TALK.
OR WHY MY STUFFED PANDA SEEMS TO BE STARING AT ME LIKE IT’S GOING TO MURDER ME.
OR, YOU KNOW, WRITING IN ALL CAPS & CUSSING BECAUSE I’M SLEEPY AS FUCK. DID YOU SAY TACO?
Did a paper about Piet Mondian. DON’T MAKE FUN OF HIM HE IS REAL ARTIST! HUR HUR! Uh…while I get that he IS a real artist for breaking the rules after knowing them & making something very personal with a standard, I really can’t like his cubism paintings. And I bet there are lots of people out there who say his painting are very good without really knowing why they say it (unlike his real fans, which I believe do exist).
Such is the life of a modernist. Or even a post modernist. Cubism, slinging paint onto a canvas, abstraction… etc. Is it art? Is it true art? Well, at the end of the day does it matter?
You know, the whole modern art thing was kicked around by a bunch of YouTube pseudo-intellectuals a while back… they seemed to prefer something like a Rembrandt… something technical. Which is fine. I appreciate technical mastery as much as the next guy. However, technical skill can be forgone in favor of emotionality. At least I think so… and emotion is important. You know, if this was at all rambling and incoherent please note that it is WAY PAST MY BED TIME.
Ooh! Don’t get me wrong! I don’t think this is a bad art! I disagree with disrespecting things because there’s little technical skill (and Mondian is a VERY skilled painter, he’s not some obnoxious art school student who draw some shit & think he’s an artist, he used to draw so much more before his cubism phase).
I was saying that no matter how much of a real artist Mondian is (and I think he is a REAL artist), I could never like his style. But I don’t like that some people may defend him just because he’s regarded as a great artist without understanding his work. Like my teacher said a lot of people say something is good but when they’re asked why it’s good, they can’t say anything. So stupid! It’s pseudo-intellectualism as well!
And I really disregard art that has technical skill but 0 concept/meaning/semantic and vice-versa. I’m all about interpretation/representation and meaning. Mondian was all about personal ideal and 0 representation hence my views.
Also: fuck Rembrandt*! KLIMT ALL THE WAY, BOOBS AND GLITTERY SHIT! NO NIGGA CAN BEAT THAT SHIT YO!
(*I’m only kidding, apologize to Mr. Rembrandt)
Um, I’m a sleepy little kitty who likes to hug stuffed animal? Isn’t that pretty much what I am now?
This app is LEGIT you guys.
3 AM and I haven’t sleep. TAKE THAT, BRAIN! YOU FUCKER! I’M NOT GIVING YOU ANY SLEEP. I’LL SUFFER YOU.
We’re said to be the smartest creature on earth yet our evolution is still so imperfect. Why does our brain need so much time to sleep to regenerate our body? 24 hours isn’t enough time to consume data input, god damn it. I still want to read, think, watch, learn, etc. after school. Fuck our need to sleep. I won’t live forever, why can’t I have enough time to learn everything I want!?
So cute but if my man wears this I’m so calling him “gay” XD;;
And if it’s actually Playboy brand, well…let’s say that I know from experience that Playboy brand isn’t very suitable for my man’s…um…girth.